Welcome to my website. Soon, as with all trends, this template will become outdated and I will find myself a fossil within the technological jurassic. No better than windows 98, the gamecube, or that penguin one that businessmen use - Lino or something. I think they use it predominantly to conceal their whore house invoices. We all have redundancy to look forward to, so why not fritter some time reading about me....
"A Very, Very Silly Man" John Cleese
I am an Award winning Writer & Performer working uniquely across literary fiction, radio, TV, comedy & theatre. A few years ago I was awarded a prestigious Sky Academy Arts Scholarship for development of my work, primarily a Novella, Called 'Pleasureland' - I am now hard at work on my debut novel (of proper length ) and have made regular contributions to a variety of programmes on Radio Four (My essay on digital media is at the top of the page!) as well as writing journalism in print for Shortlist, Music Reviews for The Idler & trend based, PC shit for The Huffington Post. I, along with my compadre's at Caligula's Alibi, are currently under commission at The Soho Theatre as part of their Soho Six....But theatre is dead anyway, so we shall see how that goes.
"Jonnie is a Force Of Nature" Will Self
I made poor life choices despite a top class state school education, swift access to a relatively credible drama school, and a token BA Hons to boot. Despite being very lucky with the things I have done, and the people that look after me, I still should have gone and worked on oil rigs. I ask only that you use this page as a warning - go work offshore, in law, or join the Waitrose/John Lewis Partnership (Apparently they have excellent benefits)
“Full of energy and promise” Lord Melvyn Bragg
With Love & burning resent,